this was my favorite picture from the con
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
firs, jeff gets a lilttle yifgy on bors butthole
so jeromy gets JELOUS and tkaes fro on date
bro doesn not listen o jeffs brodvice and next:bro is a tackled by germy and jeff gives nt one FUCK
a friend asked to borrow my notes to copy and i had a small heart attack because mY NOTES ARE MOSTLY MUSCULAR KYUBEYS
*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
what did the toilet say to its significant other?
urinal my thoughts
look at this fucking drin k
it’s like the weight of a small child i just
hello my son
one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
